New episodes on alternating Tuesdays!
First Episodes
0. Prologue: A Fritter, a Sweater, and a Hat
Say hello to Pistachio the Faun, Kapi the Firbolg, and Crank the Clank as they go about their day in the apple orchard town of Brackenroad. We’ll make a few friends, r...

1.1 The Sexy Dying Turnip
Kapi bullies the new recruits. Crank interacts with humans seemingly for the first time. Pistachio has a traumatic experience with a turnip.Editor’s Note: The campaign...

1.2 The Unstoppable Mr. Crank
Are you ready to rumble? I certainly hope so, because our adventurers are about to get into their first combat encounter as a team! Will their teamwork become dreamwor...

1.3 The Usual, Myles
It’s been … ONE WEEK since we’ve looked at our heroes, and the team’s friendship has only gotten stronger (at least in one direction). After a hard day’s work of sling...

1.4 The Good, the Bad, and the Incompetent
A foot chase! interrogations! Tense interpersonal conversation! A surprise reveal! No, your eyes don’t deceive you, this is NOT an episode of NCIS. This is just anothe...
