All Episodes
Displaying 1 - 12 of 12 in total
0. Prologue: A Fritter, a Sweater, and a Hat
Say hello to Pistachio the Faun, Kapi the Firbolg, and Crank the Clank as they go about their day in the apple orchard town of Brackenroad. We’ll make a few friends, r...
1.1 The Sexy Dying Turnip
Kapi bullies the new recruits. Crank interacts with humans seemingly for the first time. Pistachio has a traumatic experience with a turnip.Editor’s Note: The campaign...
1.2 The Unstoppable Mr. Crank
Are you ready to rumble? I certainly hope so, because our adventurers are about to get into their first combat encounter as a team! Will their teamwork become dreamwor...
1.3 The Usual, Myles
It’s been … ONE WEEK since we’ve looked at our heroes, and the team’s friendship has only gotten stronger (at least in one direction). After a hard day’s work of sling...
1.4 The Good, the Bad, and the Incompetent
A foot chase! interrogations! Tense interpersonal conversation! A surprise reveal! No, your eyes don’t deceive you, this is NOT an episode of NCIS. This is just anothe...
1.5 The Soft of Rope
Danger arrives on Pistachio’s doorstep! Even after a long day for our heroes, the fun never lets up! Will they be able to stop the vicious attack, or will we be adding...
1.6 The Family of Farmers
Our gang just took down a dangerous monster threatening Pistachio's family, and following it is an aftermath that NO ONE saw coming. Shocking secrets are revealed as f...
1.7 The Dreams of Adventurers
The party splits up! A GM’s worst nightmare! What will I (Isaac Allen Burns) do? Stay tuned as one group goes and consoles a depressed friend while the other starts ac...
1.8 The Sparkle. the Glint. The Glimmer.
There once lived a man named Percival, Whose humor was sharp and surgical. He’d spin all around Fly up off the ground,And forget what he’s doing. Kapi gets one up on h...
1.9 The Rain of Fritters
Our heroes, who are currently recovering from the incredible and well-written twist at the end of the last episode, must determine what to do next. The very fate of th...
1.10 The Curiosity of Children
That right there is the library. Now let's talk about the library. Can we talk about the library, please, Crank? I've been dying to talk about the library with you all...
1.11 The Smooshing Pumpkin
Despite all his rage he was still just a guy in a cave. Someone will say what is lost can never be saved. Despite all his rage he forgot that in 1998, The Undertaker t...